Is your office more like a prison?
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Happy Halloween! And, may I just say, the grocery store was totally sold out of vegetable trays and lo-fat ranch dip last night! I guess every office party has that person who waits until the night before to bring something slightly healthy for the pot-luck (like me)
Just a quick post because I thought this was funny enough to share. (funny, not a political opinion)
Work vs. Prison:
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle/office
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
You get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called managers
If your work is more like a prison, isn’t it time to explore your options? CM Access and other recruiters are able to keep you in mind for opportunities without you having to broadcast to your current employer or HR department that you’re searching. You don’t have to post your resume on Monster.com to be open to hearing about a new position. Talk to people!
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